We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.

It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.