We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, “Never mind! I'll do it myself.