A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.
Motherhood isn't just a series of contractions; it's a state of mind. From the moment we know life is inside us, we feel a responsibility to protect and defend that human being.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Laugh now, cry later.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.