Never order food in excess of your body weight.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?

I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.