Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.