I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

When they told me I needed a mastectomy, I thought of the thousands of luncheons and dinners I had attended where they slapped a name tag on my left bosom. I always smiled and said, 'Now, what shall we name the other one?' That would no longer be a problem.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.

Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.