Never order food in excess of your body weight.
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.
No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.