My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'
Erma BombeckTime. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
Erma BombeckMany people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language.
Erma BombeckIn two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Erma Bombeck