A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.
It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?
Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?
Do I have to use my own money?
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.