My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.
In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.
Laugh now, cry later.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
Every puppy should have a boy.
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.