Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the cleaning over their arm, a lamb chop defrosting under each armpit, balancing two gallons of frozen milk between their knees, and expect one of the kids to get the door.
Erma BombeckI haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma BombeckWhat's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Erma BombeckJust think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!
Erma Bombeck