Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.
Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
Laugh now, cry later.
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.