People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
Erma BombeckIf I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.
Erma BombeckBefore we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.
Erma Bombeck