I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, โNever mind! I'll do it myself.
Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.
Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.