A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

For some unexplained reason, it's always the other end of the table that's wild and raucous, with screaming laughter and a fella who plays 'Holiday for Strings' on water glasses.

Every puppy should have a boy.