There is only one thing harder in this world than forgiving. It's to ask forgiveness armed only with, 'I'm sorry'.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale.

He who laughs.....lasts.

Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.