There is only one thing harder in this world than forgiving. It's to ask forgiveness armed only with, 'I'm sorry'.

Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.

Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.

If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?