If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.
Erma BombeckAuthorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything.
Erma BombeckRemember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
Erma Bombeck