Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.