Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.

Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.