I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.
Erma BombeckIf I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.
Erma BombeckHumor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.
Erma Bombeck