Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted.

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's talking about!

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything.

Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.

Housework can kill you if done right.