Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted.

I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby.

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.

I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, “Never mind! I'll do it myself.

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.