Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted.

I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. I feel sorry for the men, too.

The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?

Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.

Laugh now, cry later.