No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.
My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.