If I had my life to live over again, I would have waxed less and listened more. ... I would have cried and laughed less while watching television ... and more while watching real life. ... But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute of it ... look at it and really see it ... try it on ... live it ... exhaust it ... and never give the minute back until there was nothing left of it.
Erma BombeckWhen you're lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
Erma BombeckMost children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'
Erma BombeckJust think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!
Erma Bombeck