There is only one thing harder in this world than forgiving. It's to ask forgiveness armed only with, 'I'm sorry'.
Erma BombeckI hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.
Erma BombeckWith all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
Erma BombeckHave you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.
Erma Bombeck