Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

Housework can kill you if done right.

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.