I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.
I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.