God created man, but I could do better.
I have just come up with a wonderful solution to end all wars. Let me give directions on how to get there.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
I'm so bored. I went to the food locker yesterday to visit my meat.
A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.