Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.