Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.
Erma BombeckWhat does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?
Erma BombeckSeize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Erma Bombeck