A child needs your love most when he deserves it least

Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'

I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.

It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.