A child needs your love most when he deserves it least

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

I have just come up with a wonderful solution to end all wars. Let me give directions on how to get there.

We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.

Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.

Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call a wrong number and get a person.