Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.