Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.

It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a mother must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.

Laugh now, cry later.