There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
The term 'working mother' is redundant.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
It's [motherhood] the biggest on-the-job- training program in existence today.
For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.