Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!
Erma BombeckI've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby.
Erma BombeckWhen a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck