Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.

The term 'working mother' is redundant.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.