I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby.
Erma BombeckI just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
Erma BombeckIt is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Erma Bombeck