A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.
A small waist makes you tire easily.
For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.