Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.
Erma BombeckHello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.
Erma BombeckNo self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
Erma Bombeck