My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.

I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.