Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.