Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.
Erma BombeckIf I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
Erma Bombeck