The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.
Laugh now, cry later.
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.
I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.