The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

The fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the youth of our country. We revere anything older than George Burns.

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born.