It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.