It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I've always been intrigued with the variety of answers this generation will give their children who ask, "Where did I come from, Mommy?" They will range from "Number 176 vial in Buffalo, New York," to "You were defrosted."

Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights are out. They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have to last a lifetime and must be conserved.