It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.