When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.
Success is outliving your failures
There is only one thing harder in this world than forgiving. It's to ask forgiveness armed only with, 'I'm sorry'.
When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.
Children make your life important.
Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down. ... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room is paging the other half and a few are playing with the melted candles.