Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

When you're lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

Housework can kill you if done right.

People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.