I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
Erma BombeckLike religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma BombeckCleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
Erma Bombeck