Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.
Erma BombeckFor some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma BombeckA member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
Erma Bombeck