God created man, but I could do better.

A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.

I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble.

I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.

God created man, but I could do better.

There would have been more 'I love you's' and more, 'I'm sorry's'.