The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.
I used everything you gave me.
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.