There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.

It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.

Children make your life important.