The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

Some say the antique syndrome surfaced to offset the newness of the land, the homes, and the settlers. Some say the interest was initiated by a desire to return to the roots of yesterday. I contend the entire movement to acquire antiques was born out of sheer respect of things that lasted longer than fifteen minutes.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.

Cats invented self-esteem.

I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying "Open!" was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.