I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Never underestimate what it takes to watch someone you love in pain.
Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.