It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Erma BombeckMyths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.
Erma BombeckNever go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck