Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma BombeckA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma BombeckFor some unexplained reason, it's always the other end of the table that's wild and raucous, with screaming laughter and a fella who plays 'Holiday for Strings' on water glasses.
Erma BombeckWe wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He wants his mother.'
Erma Bombeck