[On her father's death:] I didn't know his leaving would hurt so much.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
A child needs your love most when he deserves it least
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.
Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.
Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down. ... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room is paging the other half and a few are playing with the melted candles.