I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come.
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.