Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.

Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

There was a time when the respect and trust my children had for me would have made you sick to your stomach. They believed I could blow on a red traffic light and turn it green.

Housework can kill you if done right.