I have just come up with a wonderful solution to end all wars. Let me give directions on how to get there.
God created man, but I could do better.
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.
As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.