What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

Laugh now, cry later.

He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid to go into the basement by himself. He cut himself shaving, but no one kissed it or got excited about it. It was understood when it rained, he got the car and brought it around to the door. When anyone was sick, he went out to get the prescription filled. He took lots of pictures... but he was never in them.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.