What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

Given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.

Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.