I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born.
Erma BombeckTo my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.
Erma BombeckThe odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma Bombeck