Laugh now, cry later.

It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?