Laugh now, cry later.

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.

Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

Adults are always telling young people, 'These are the best years of your life.' Are they? I don't know. Sometimes when adults say this to children I look into their faces. They look like someone on the top seat of the Ferris wheel who has had too much cotton candy and barbecue. They'd like to get off and be sick but everyone keeps telling them what a good time they're having.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.