Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'