When humor go's, there go's civilization.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

I lost everything in the post-natal depression.

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.