When humor go's, there go's civilization.

To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.

A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.

Motherhood isn't just a series of contractions; it's a state of mind. From the moment we know life is inside us, we feel a responsibility to protect and defend that human being.

Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.