What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.
Erma BombeckKnow the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.
Erma BombeckThe bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?
Erma BombeckSome say the antique syndrome surfaced to offset the newness of the land, the homes, and the settlers. Some say the interest was initiated by a desire to return to the roots of yesterday. I contend the entire movement to acquire antiques was born out of sheer respect of things that lasted longer than fifteen minutes.
Erma Bombeck