The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.
I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.
The term 'working mother' is redundant.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.