When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.
Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer.
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.