The fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the youth of our country. We revere anything older than George Burns.

It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.

My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.

It's [motherhood] the biggest on-the-job- training program in existence today.

I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.