In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Erma BombeckEveryone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?
Erma BombeckHouse guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
Erma Bombeck