Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

Every puppy should have a boy.

I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.

Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

I will never understand children. I never pretended to. I meet mothers all the time who make resolutions to themselves. 'I'm going to ... go out of my way to show them I am interested in them and what they do. I am going to understand my children.' These women end up making rag rugs, using blunt scissors.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.