For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.
I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.
Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.