With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
I used everything you gave me.