Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.
I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.
A small waist makes you tire easily.
When humor go's, there go's civilization.