If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's talking about!

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.