If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

The term 'working mother' is redundant.

I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born.

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer.

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.