My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!
God created man, but I could do better.
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.
My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.