My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.
Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.
Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?